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Anonymous asked: Your newest chapter had a surprising turn of events.

I think I’ve been pulling some kind of twist at least every other chapter, like it’s a bad habit. :b Hopefully the pacing isn’t too thrown off by my inexplicable need to end everything on a cliffhanger.

japhers:

short sketch. MUST. LIVE THROUGH NIGHT

japhers:

short sketch. MUST. LIVE THROUGH NIGHT

Endangered (14/?)

This is so short, I’m gomen.

Part 14 of a Dirk/AR AU fic where androids are wiping out the human race one at a time. Warning for language, injury, etc.

AO3

Chapters: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14

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o god this keeps getting (or lets be real, I make it) dumb.. er by the second but I DID NOT THINK you’d look at it that closely cause omg actually


I didn’t look it up prior to this but somehow I knew it would be porn

I just laughed so hard my brother forced me to show this to him. Also idec that I was wrong about it saying “www.com,” this is so much better, and yEP XXX.COM IS A HARDCORE PORN SITE.

Minilisko sent me presents!!! In which AR talks to household appliances and Dirk doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut, especially when AR is letting himself be repurposed into a chair.~<3

Submission from a cutie!

notacorpse:

oh my god no
sssfghasdf you need to stop now
oh my god yes

why this
the most supportive minisenpai just 4 u

You should all follow minilisko because she’s adorable and also a hella artist with a good grasp on color palettes I’d link but I’m on mobile rn D-:

I second that notion, minilisko is A++ quality, excellent human being.

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Anonymous asked: that really freaky hallucinating shit you've got going on sounds like sleep paralysis (especially given you said you were a light sleeper). It's basically when you wake up during REM sleep, which is the cycle during which people dream, and when your brain temporarily paralyzes all your muscles so you don't act out your dreams. Unfortunately, I don't think there's any cure :/

Well, you’d think it would be, but I’ve jumped out of my skin in absolute terror so many times, I can tell you for sure it isn’t any kind of paralysis. :b I feel bad for my little kid self, before I figured out that blindfolds were a thing. Basically when I first wake up and open my eyes, my brain or w/e projects a very vivid image of whatever I’m scared of seeing the most. In the past it’s been flaming red skeletons leaning over me, flying grim reapers, zombies standing motionless in my room (that one’s the most common), human torsos jutting out of the walls, and even a bear once when we were out camping?? It goes away if I close my eyes for a few seconds, but still, it majorly sucked to wake up to as a kid. I’ve been using a blindfold for so long, it’s been years since it last happened.

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mortior asked: Oh man, your sadstuck is as potent as ever. Would you like me to post it with the link and first paragraph in it? And my friend had her first baby a few months ago and she mentioned trying to train the baby to put itself to sleep and how frickin horrible it was for them both!! I can't even imagine, especially for a single parent like A!Dave with such an attached, dependent kid like Dirk. :( Then again, you've gotta wonder about how Beta Dirk handled his kid too...

gasnsip:

Hahah, yeah, go ahead if you’d like to post it ^^ I asked my Mom about this and she admitted to the same thing, although she mentioned I was a really awful baby so any break was a good one.

And yeah, I think Beta Bro might’ve had the same trouble at one point, although he was so much more physically present in Beta Dave’s (Alpha Dave timeline Beta Dave 8luh time shenanigans) raising. I headcanon that if things got too painful, B!Bro always had the fallback of the next morning, while A!Dirk had to learn to accept that his only family simply wasn’t coming home. There were times when B!Dave mentions that Bro is p much on his dick too frequently, while A!Dave is essentially a distant presence in his kid’s life. 

I was a terrible baby too. I’ve always been a really light sleeper, and even as an adult I need to wear earplugs to get through the night. :/ (Also I hallucinate really freaky shit when I first wake up??? None of the doctors ever figured it out, so I’ve slept with a blindfold since I was a kid). 

Anyways, you’re totally right, Dave mentioned them doing all kinds of stuff together, while Dirk mentioned his Bro being absent all the time, apart from being dead in canon, like Dirk’s overbearing personality is most likely reflected in his beta self, while A!Dave had an evil corporate worldwide takeover to worry about, although his beta self’s method of dealing with interpersonal problems seems to be complete retreat, as seen with his sprite self’s behavior towards John, so it would make sense for him to avoid Dirk frequently, thus exacerbating the problem and solving absolutely nothing and making them both miserable. \o/

fastforwarddavestrider:

Mess with Dave, U mess with BIRBIES.
This doesn’t make sense other than that I just wanted to use Binary tool„ SORRY.

fastforwarddavestrider:

Mess with Dave, U mess with BIRBIES.

This doesn’t make sense other than that I just wanted to use Binary tool„ SORRY.

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